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Gregg Smith

Somewhere?

Greg SmithI was able to speak with Gregg through an intermediary. Gregg is in the witness protection program living somewhere in the Southwest. No fictitious name was required as Smith already sounds like a fictitious name. After a 30 year career with CIA Gregg now spends his time collecting stamps, butterflies and can knock out a mean needlepoint of Elvis in his prime.

Gregg and his lovely wife Shamequa (not her real name) are currently seeking government permission and protection to attend the reunion. So far the governments only stipulation is that Gregg not associate or otherwise communicate with Jim Cianci aka Chad Allen.

Gregg has 14 children and 36 grandchildren representing 14 different nationalities. He is proudest of Michael Jackson Smith and his recent acquittal on charges of using Disney sheets and towels in his bedroom suite.

Gregg also has twin daughters, Jessica Simpson Smith and Brittney Spears Smith who have achieved minor success as pop music stars.

After HS Gregg majored in Tennis at Parsons College in Iowa. There is still a standing warrant for Jim Cianci and Gregg in Iowa for unauthorized use of a vehicle. Gregg played 12 seasons in the NBA under the name of Dennis Rodman while doubling as a CIA operative investing use of illegal drugs by NBA players.

I regret that Gregg is otherwise unreachable. We all hope to see him at the reunion but I can't tell you what type of disguise he will be wearing but Shamequa who resembles Dyann Cannon will be easy to spot.

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